When craft beer tourists descend on Torrance, CA locals tell them to keep it moving, there’s nothing to see here. They don’t want the dark beer fans to know about Torrance’s burgeoning craft scene. Too late.

After Smog City's The Nothing Double Chocolate Imperial Stout aged on raw cocoa nibs was released, hopeful out-of-towners posted on Instagram “where oh where can my Smog City be found?” and “I’ll pay for shipping!”

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, beer hunters, but… nothing you say or do at this point will make any difference. This fan favorite is brewed just once a year and you won't find it outside of the brewery.

Fans far and wide are talking up its chocolatey essence and lava cake-like flavors. There’s simply nothing to be done. The Nothing is here and the fans are coming for it!

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