I don’t get competitive very often. Although, there IS one exception!

Smooshing evil mushrooms, dodging fireballs, and hurdling over phiriana plants in Nintendo’s Mario Bros, I’m consumed with an agonizing thirst for victory. And, as fellow enthusiasts know, the only REAL way to lock in the win is to beat Bowser.

Luckily, I’ve discovered an alternative route to victory that thrills me even MORE than the killer, game-ending battle between man and tortoise: Stario Bros Oak-Fermented Pilsner from False Idol. It’s delightfully crisp, a little woody, and super refreshing — a guaranteed win in any lover-of-the-classics’ book!