KCBC - Kings County Brewers Collective
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A Note on This Beer
Conan O’Brien once had a very popular sketch entitled, “In The Year 2000,” where he’d make ridiculous predictions about the future.
Like, “In the year 2000, bandits will attack Queen Elizabeth. To save her life, she will have to call on the knights sworn to defend her: Elton John, Mick Jagger, and Paul McCartney.” *In the year 2000*
Inspired by the Late Night host, today we’ll blast past decades of trends and predict the future of beer, with the help of KCBC’s Fruitbot 5000 Passionfruit Guava Gose Smoothie!
- In the year 5000, Brooklyn hipsters will continue to swallow up neighborhoods until all of New York is covered in beers, beards, and tattoos. And, they’ll rename the state after Thrillist’s Best Brewery in NYC. So, New York will forever be known as KCBC. *In the year 5000*
- In the year 5000, beer will be served out of actual passionfruits and guavas, engineered to keep your hands from getting sticky. Somehow, after all of that, most brews still won’t be as juicy and nectarous as today’s Fruitbot. *In the year 5000*
- In the year 5000, Queen Elizabeth will still be alive at 3,074 years old. Brewers will have invented Smoothie Sour Ales for dogs. And, the queen will build an entire new KCBC brewery in the castle to satisfy her 30 corgis. *In the year 5000*
Snap yourself back to reality — it’s 2020! You’re thirsty and you love your Fruit Sours — the thicker the better. And right now, you have a crack at a brew way ahead of its time!
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