A Note on This Beer
Hey folks, it’s DooDoo the Elf here, secretary to Santa Claus.
I just got off the phone with the main office, and I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news: it looks like Santa won’t be able to make it around the world this year on Christmas.
Apparently, Hoppin’ Frog Brewery had the bright idea of sending him a case of Frogichlaus as a “thank you” for all the hard work.
But this is a Swiss-style Holiday Lager with an unthinkably huge 14.1% ABV! AND it’s so decadently sweet that every sip tastes like caramel-coated toffee bliss, so OF COURSE the Fat Man can’t hold back.
He’s been drinking the stuff by the bottle-full, and if he keeps it up he’s gonna be too sloshed to drive the freakin’ sleigh on Christmas Eve!
I know the reindeer do most of the work anyway, but ever since Santa ran over that old lady back in 1979 (you may have heard the song about it), Mrs. Claus won’t let him near the sleigh after he’s been drinking.
So, I guess it’s up to us elves to save Christmas… again. But, we’re gonna need your help!
Grab as many bottles of this boozy, creamy, malty, holiday goodness as your crate can handle so Santa doesn’t get his jolly paws on any more of it!
As a reward for saving Christmas, you’ll enjoy the richness of a Lager fit for the frozen far-reaches of the North Pole.
Its thick pour carries scents of caramelized brown sugar and a touch o’ maplewood, but the taste is full of sweet, Holiday spice from Hoppin’ Frog’s Swiss Lager yeast. As you drink, subtle notes of dark fruit, butterscotch, and nutmeg will dance like goody-gumdrops across the palate, with a slight spiciness shining through the warming ABV on the finish.
Sounds pretty dang delicious, right? Hit that “Get It” button and scoop up enough for all your friends, too! We’re gonna need as much help as we can get.
HOPEFULLY, Santa can sleep off his indulgences before we start up the sleigh — but if not, don’t worry. Tavour will still be delivering all your beer-gifts on his behalf!
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